*Facepalm*

*Facepalm*

Because that’s how terrible my humour is.

Because that’s how terrible my humour is.

There was an obnoxious man who wanted to celebrate the anniversary of his death. Unfortunately, that evening a cowardly Italian placed his soul in an airtight jar. So, the man was soulless. His celebration never happened. The Italian celebrated instead.

I’m really starting to like Omegle :)

It’s a good question because if you’re not a Whovian, then it just sounds crude and disgusting.

WHY WOULD THEY DISCONNECT?!?!?!!!

We had a nice little chat about Torchwood and Sherlock.

The conversation before that, the stranger claimed his/her mother was a witch. We were trying to brainstorm ways to stop her from melting in the rain. I suggested travel in a bowl to catch the liquid. Apparently she rides broom. Attach a bucket to the bottom of it? But most of the time she uses her flying monkeys. Buy her a raincoat? She’s stubborn and refuses to wear anything but her black gown. Chain her inside? She knows spells. Buy anti-spell chains? Do they have them on Amazon?

A night well spent, I’d say.