We had a nice little chat about Torchwood and Sherlock.

The conversation before that, the stranger claimed his/her mother was a witch. We were trying to brainstorm ways to stop her from melting in the rain. I suggested travel in a bowl to catch the liquid. Apparently she rides broom. Attach a bucket to the bottom of it? But most of the time she uses her flying monkeys. Buy her a raincoat? She’s stubborn and refuses to wear anything but her black gown. Chain her inside? She knows spells. Buy anti-spell chains? Do they have them on Amazon?

A night well spent, I’d say.