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June 2013

In my dream last night, someone has been killed and it was all over the news. A few days later I was on a bus and my brother rang me. He said, “So I was in your room and I found your easter eggs.”
“Oh shit. Oh no. Don’t tell anyone. Please.” I said.

Because I was responsible for the death and for some reason easter eggs was the giveaway. Also, the bus I was on was even further north than I live at the moment but it was snowing outside.

I also went to a convention and couldn’t find a carpark. Then I found out that John Green was there and a whole bunch of other famous people that I like (but I can’t remember who the others were).

Jun 19, 2013
#dream

catsandcunts:

We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days 

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We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden

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my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it is now

Jun 19, 201339,421 notes

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

Jun 19, 201368,807 notes

Shit. I think I have a crush on a married dude.

But then again, even if he was single I would never do anything more than stare at him when he walks past.

Jun 19, 20131 note

Every day when I leave work I walk past a bus stop. Sometimes at the bus stop there is a guy that I like to call the Puppy Man.

The image currently in your head is probably a lot cuter than the reality, so don’t get too excited. Basically it’s just a guy. But the way his eyebrows are set makes him look really happy and optimistic even when he has a blank expression. His cuteness reminds me of puppies. Hence, Puppy Man.

Jun 19, 2013
#Puppy Man #work

jameepants replied to your post: Two ladies just walked past with …

sounds like the beginning of a horror movie… GET OUT OF THERE!

Don’t worry, they got on the ferry and left. I am alive…. Or am I?!

Jun 19, 2013
#jameepants

halloweenpenguins replied to your post: Two ladies just walked past with …

It’s not missing. It’s just invisible.

Jun 19, 2013
#halloweenpenguins #I have no comment

New movie night idea called a MarAnton.
It’s an Anton Yelchin movie marathon. Because why not?

Jun 18, 20136 notes
#Anton Yelchin

Two ladies just walked past with an empty pram. Are they aware that the baby is missing?

Jun 18, 20132 notes

There was a dude on the train this morning that looked like a blonde Tomska.

There was also a super attractive guy.

Jun 18, 2013

I remembered part of my dream the other night. I ripped half the skin off my face and there was grubs and maggots.

You’re welcome.

Jun 18, 20133 notes
#dream #I'm sorry if you were eating when you read this #This is Tumblr so there is a high chance that you were eating
Jun 18, 201313,820 notes

I had already woken up three times last night before the neighbours started fighting at 12:30. It’s kind of annoying. Why do I keep waking up so much?

Jun 18, 2013

I very almost called the police on my neighbours last night. No, not neighbour sex; neighbour fighting.

Jun 18, 2013
#neighbour sex #I'm just tagging it as that so that I can look through that tag and see how much my neighbours suck

I know I’m probably a little slow on the uptake here, but the movie Charlie Bartlett is adorable (well, most of it anyway).

If you haven’t seen it then you should watch it.

Jun 18, 20134 notes
#Charlie Bartlett #Anton Yelchin #Robert Downey Jr

standfastmanor replied to your post: I really have no idea what to do …

Dance party in the reception bay. WAIT. HOLD A RECEPTION IN THE RECEPTION.

There is no reception where I am currently working (unless you count the hallway to the elevator). In about two weeks I’ll be moving to a different office and then I think there will be.

Jun 18, 20132 notes
#standfastmanor

I seem to be blogging a lot this lunch break, even though I have nothing interesting to say.

Jun 17, 2013
#You can just suffer through it #I had chicken curry for lunch

When I get home in the evenings I pretty much only have time to watch one episode of a show before I have to sleep. I wish I could comfortably survive on 6 hours sleep. That would make things easier.

Jun 17, 2013

Wow I slept quite badly last night. I’m pretty sure I woke up every hour or two.
I think it was because my face was cold.

Jun 17, 2013

jameepants replied to your post: I really have no idea what to do …

read a book?

Oh yeah.

I look at my bookshelf every morning and think, “I won’t get time to read so there’s no point taking a book.”
And then I go and ask stupid things like what should I do on my lunch break.

Jun 17, 20131 note
#jameepants

what does your own spit taste like

how do you know

Jun 17, 20133 notes

If you’ve ever wanted to know whether Midori freezes, the answer is yes.
I guess I won’t have any tonight…

Jun 17, 2013

I really have no idea what to do on my lunch breaks. I usually eat for about 15 minutes and then play solitaire on my phone for 45 minutes.
I’m starting to get sick of solitaire.

Jun 16, 20132 notes
#Suggestions?

Woops I stayed up until 1am playing video games and I have to work today.

Jun 16, 2013
#Worth it
Jun 15, 20133,804 notes

mayasownmenagerie replied to your post: I just saw Adam Hills’ stand up s…

really jealous

As you should be.

Jun 15, 2013
#mayasownmenagerie

I just saw Adam Hills’ stand up show. It was so freaking hilarious!

Jun 15, 20133 notes
#Adam Hills #Touch the frog
Play
Jun 15, 201386,719 notes

For the first time in months, I can see my bedroom floor.

Jun 15, 20131 note
#I figured I had already cleaned half the apartment today #I may as well clean my room too
Jun 14, 201341,708 notes

I learned something this morning; Maggie is a messy cook.

I’ve spent at least an hour cleaning today and I’m only about half done. (I should point out that the messy cooking was only a fraction of what I had to clean). But the cleaning was worth it because our movie night was really fun.

Jun 14, 2013
#Maggie #ifuckalotofboys
Jun 14, 201380,198 notes

kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

Jun 14, 2013107,469 notes

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

Jun 14, 2013303,439 notes
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meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

Jun 14, 201331,094 notes

jennstarkid:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

OH MY GOD

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jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

Jun 14, 2013148,782 notes
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who-has-a-sonic-screwdriver:

hipsterclassicwho:

Imagine being a Doctor Who fan in 1966 though.

“Oh dear, what’s happening? Is the Doctor dying?

Wait.

What. The. Shit.”

My nan has been watching Doctor Who from the get-go

According to her the first regeneration made the entire country go ape-shit and she has vivid memories of her entire family being frozen in front of the TV in shock for about an hour

Jun 14, 201360,650 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

lordoftheinternet:

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

*adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*

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slydigged:

ur grandma has sucked a dick before

Jun 14, 201320,788 notes

alegbra:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

_____et

blanket

#FUCK how does he come up with these

Jun 14, 20134,641 notes
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raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

Jun 14, 2013111,747 notes
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